"You just have to go back to the giant guy, and get some soup!"-Jill
Jill: "I don't even think I can cheat at this game to let you win. This isn't Candyland."
Grace: "Oh... Wait, what?!"
Dad: "Does Snickers like grapes?"
Grace: "No. She walks around with them in her mouth trying to like them, but then she just spits them out."
Grace: "Oh! It says the Parting Glass, not the Farting Glass!"
Mom: "Yes. It's a glass that you can collect your farts in, and you can share them with others. Apparently there's things I haven't told you yet!"
Jill: "I'm craving queso dip."
Mom: "......We have alfredo sauce!"
"That would be better than being cooked inside a human pita pocket!"-Ty
"END OF DAYS!!!"-Mom
Grace: "What did you say that was, Ry? Oocu?"
Jill: "The evil Voldemort chicken?!"
Ryan: "It was UCCU!"
"I just licked the flashlight."-Grace
"I am really convinced that Snickers can read my mind."-Grace
"I really want to eat that beaver. Go sit in that post it note."-Grace
"You can smell the clown?!"-Mom to Jill